The Green Light

hi guys i may or may not be using this again

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:52:33 -0400

hi guys i may or may not be using this again

"I am no ashamed of the one who saved my soul This fire inside of me Is burning for your name I’m not..."

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:40:10 -0500

“I am no ashamed of the one who saved my soul
This fire inside of me
Is burning for your name
I’m not ashamed hey, hey”

- Matt Redman (via hermittendencies

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derp: inheartandseoul: jector92: necks-are-for-sheep: ajonesc...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:21:44 -0500

derp:

inheartandseoul:

jector92:

necks-are-for-sheep:

ajonesco:

College Conservative Meme

What the fuuuuuuuck? Dominic became a MEME. This guy is my friend guys…we went to school together.

OMG DOMENIC!!! Yeee :) Haha this guy is like my right hand man practically. I can’t believe he became a meme XD. Look at the notes… ^_^

LMAO! I can’t believe this! A lot of these aren’t true though. I should know, we’re bros. No joke..

Hey i know this guy.. LOL

Haters gonna hate

derp: inheartandseoul: jector92: necks-are-for-sheep: ajonesc...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:12:11 -0500

derp:

inheartandseoul:

jector92:

necks-are-for-sheep:

ajonesco:

College Conservative Meme

What the fuuuuuuuck? Dominic became a MEME. This guy is my friend guys…we went to school together.

OMG DOMENIC!!! Yeee :) Haha this guy is like my right hand man practically. I can’t believe he became a meme XD. Look at the notes… ^_^

LMAO! I can’t believe this! A lot of these aren’t true though. I should know, we’re bros. No joke..

Hey i know this guy.. LOL

haters gonna hate

"Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with a couple black guys and call it….Niggas In Paris."

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:08:49 -0500

“Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with a couple black guys and call it….Niggas In Paris.”

- Random Youtube Comment

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Thu, 22 Dec 2011 01:47:14 -0500

12/16/2011

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:33:00 -0500

12/16/2011

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO. TEAM MICROSOFT

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:23:35 -0500

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.

TEAM MICROSOFT

If you laughed at this, you’re going to hell. Wow...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:14:07 -0500

If you laughed at this, you’re going to hell.

Wow i’m damned.

duumadevin: donneythickness01: topraymen: A 14 years old boy...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:08:46 -0500

duumadevin:

donneythickness01:

topraymen:

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.

Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE
(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)
Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400
Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please help.
Lke, share & spread the message..! Share if you care !

I did my research. The story is sad but it’s complete bullshit.

hey. so im kind of in love with you. marry me?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:06:35 -0500

yes

Safe sex is great sex. Better use a latex, ‘cause you don’t want that late text, that...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:15:39 -0500

Safe sex is great sex. Better use a latex, ‘cause you don’t want that late text, that ‘I think I’m late’ text

archofglass: whatahopelessromantic: LMFAO if this is true. I...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:15:17 -0500

archofglass:

whatahopelessromantic:

LMFAO if this is true. I can’t find it. He must’ve never said it or deleted it, but I doubt this is true ….

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLOLOL

iwillmindfuckyou: This was the single funniest thing I have...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:12:34 -0500

iwillmindfuckyou:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

My God, it just proves that even the person who has one of the most serious jobs in the world, can still have a sense of humour.

I will never not reblog this.

can he come and be the Australian PM?

trisarahtopzz: omfg LOL

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:27:22 -0500

trisarahtopzz:

omfg

LOL

Adam Carolla on OWS

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:14:12 -0500

“Self entitled pricks who thinks the world owes them a live. And now we’re getting the first wave of these douchebags. And now they grew up, and its fine if you grow up in this little snowglobe of a life where everything is awesome and everyone gets participation trophies and theres no losers and everythings awesome. But then you get out into the real world and you realize – I’m a fuckin loser. You’re not doing that well. You’re not makin that much money. And they’re feeling shame. They’ve been shamed by life. Because they havent been prepared for life. Because they’ve had so much smoke blown up their fucking collective asses by the time they get out in the real world, they realize the real world doesn’t give a fuck where you’re from or what your mommy said you were or how pretty you were or what you do. All those lies that were told to your parents about how special you are and how nobody was created like you, and all this bullshit advertisements – Nike and all this ‘theres just one you!’ and ‘you take it all’ and ‘its your world’ and and all that Reebok shit – doesn’t mean shit when you get to the real world and you’re just looked at as pee-on #27 whos puttin in an application and guess what “I don’t like your attitude, douche. Get your fuckin feet off my desk and hit the bricks I’m not hiring you.” Now, your plan is to come back and throw a brick at my window. Thats your plan. This is whats going on. Its this envy and shame and theres gonna be a lot more of it.

Because it used to be father and son walking down the sidewalk and you see a guy go by in a Rolls Royce and the father says ‘there goes Mr. Jenkins. LOOK UP TO HIM. That guy works hard. That guy built a company. That guy built an empire. Now look at him. He’s driving his Rolls Royce up the hill.” But what do we do now? Now its like ‘oh look at him. Does he need that car? Whys he need that car? I’m driving a fucking Chevette. Whys he get to drive that fuckin car? You know what? Lets go up there and throw a rock at it.’ That ain’t gonna help you get out of the Chevette, ass douche. And by the way parents, society – we are creating a group of self entitled monsters. Knock it off.”

Instead of looking in the mirror and going “why the fuck am I not doing better?” you just find some guy whos got more shit than you and go “Hey man! What do you need all that shit for!” Its the same version of “Hey man! What do you need that MVP trophy for!” Cause I bust my ass, thats why. Or maybe I’m just genetically better than you. Either way buddy. I got the trophy. So shut the FUCK up and get the FUCK back to work, or better yet, on the bench. Where you belong”

too good.

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Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:02:57 -0500

Top 7 Swords of All Time.

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 10:46:29 -0500

I am bored on this good Black Friday morning, so I decided to countdown my list of the top 7 most powerful swords of all time.

7. Energy Sword (Halo)

Number 7 is the energy sword from Halo. Wielded by the Elites and feared by all, this is truly one BA sword. The reason this sword made the cut is not because of how powerful it was in the universe, but how good it was in the game. Yes the sword was easily sidestepped into an easy assassination kill, but the fact that it essentially made the R-trigger a “pwn noobs button” is what makes it so good. Sadly, the power from the sword and the amazing cosmetics were not enough to offset the fact that it only had 100 ammo in campaign mode. Oh well.

6. Umezawa’s Jitte (Magic: The Gathering)

Number 6 is Umezawa’s Jitte, one of the most retarded cards ever printed. Not only was it insane in constructed mode, where it dominated until rotation, It is now currently insane in Legacy, where it’s part of the infamous Stoneforge package. It was most insane in draft, where if you opened a Jitte, you essentially were guaranteed a top 8. It gained life, acted as removal, and buffed your creatures. It was so powerful that people started first picking Kami of the Ancient Law just to prepare for the Jitte. Absolutely nasty.

5. Lightsaber (Starwars)

Number 5 is the Lightsaber from the starwars universe. The weapon of choice for the Jedi, this weapon was the jack of all trades. From reflecting blasters to duels to cutting open animals, this sword does it all. There’s not much to say because everyone is familiar with a lightsaber. The sword that changed a generation of sci-fi movies.

4. Master Sword (The Legend of Zelda)

The master sword comes at number 4. The weapon of the famed hero of time, this sword specializes in fighting evil. This makes it auto OP against half of every character in fiction ever. This sword can use magic, cut through fog, and even make rubies come out of dead bodies. The sword also happens to look absolutely gorgeous. What makes this anti-evil sword better than the Soul Calibur? This sword grants instant puberty.

3. Swordfish (Gr8 movie)

John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, and Halle Berry make this an amazing film. Not only was it extremely thrilling, the acting was also phenomenal. I recommend this movie to anyone.

2. DansPoor’s Stone Tooth (Maplestory)

DansPoor’s stonetooth is the epitome of a hacked weapon. It’s even more ridiculous than the 30x attack Craven. Using enhance equips and hacks, DansPoor got his stonetooth to 596 attack. To put it in perspective, MikeMT’s legit sword is only 19x attack. This stonetooth is more than double that of Broa’s strongest Hero. The fact that this sword is also duped to hell makes it pretty powerful.

1. Excalibur (King Arthur)

The sword grants invincibility -_-

My rant on Occupy Wall Street

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 12:27:49 -0500

I know tumblrs he worst place to post this because of the over 9000 hipsters but meh.

Occupy Wall Street members are so dumb. Whining about being jobless? Your fault for being a liberal arts major.

Basically a bunch of liberal arts majors (artists, journalists, photagraphers, etc) are butthurt about being jobless and the unqual distribution of wealth. How many doctors or engineers are jobless right now? LOL. It’s just a bunch of hipsters QQing because apparently working is too mainstream.

Also inb4: We shouldn’t have to conform to those jobs, we deserve the right to make money while doing something we love!!!!! LOL

I want to be a professional gamer and/or bear wrestler but face it, it’s not going to happen.

ahahahaha. ur so southern :]]

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:11:23 -0400

i am :(

The Green Light

hi guys i may or may not be using this again

"I am no ashamed of the one who saved my soul This fire inside of me Is burning for your name I’m not..."

derp: inheartandseoul: jector92: necks-are-for-sheep: ajonesc...

derp: inheartandseoul: jector92: necks-are-for-sheep: ajonesc...

"Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with a couple black guys and call it….Niggas In﻿ Paris."

Photo

12/16/2011

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO. TEAM MICROSOFT

If you laughed at this, you’re going to hell. Wow...

duumadevin: donneythickness01: topraymen: A 14 years old boy...

hey. so im kind of in love with you. marry me?

Safe sex is great sex. Better use a latex, ‘cause you don’t want that late text, that...

archofglass: whatahopelessromantic: LMFAO if this is true. I...

iwillmindfuckyou: This was the single funniest thing I have...

trisarahtopzz: omfg LOL

Adam Carolla on OWS

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Top 7 Swords of All Time.

My rant on Occupy Wall Street

ahahahaha. ur so southern :]]

"Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with a couple black guys and call it….Niggas In Paris."